Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse. prone to belly button fluff. 
 Adam - cute, funny and needs a bath. 
 Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons. 
 Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women. 
 Alun - really sensitive, funny, s£xy guy, a must have for the discerning woman who wants to be treated like a lady. 
 Albert - know it all. 
 Alex - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung 
 Amir - amazingly hilarious and gets all the chicks. Pecker is well built. 
 Andy - boring and has a small pecker. 
 Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker. 
 Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. 
 Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls,smells of weed. 
 Arnold - loser. 
 Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate. 
 Barry - cute, whitty but a cheat. 
 Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games. 
 Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands. 
 Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't. 
 Brandon - good looking but uses girls. 
 Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time. 
 Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him. 
 Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's naughty boy. 
 Bryan - s£xy, but stupid - can't spell. 
 Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name. 
 Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce. 
 Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week. 
 Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini. 
 Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during s£x. 
 Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive. 
 Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no real person has that name. 
 Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together 
 Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too. 
 Christian - very s£xy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall'). 
 Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'. 
 Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial. 
 Clive - likes toy poodles...especially on cold nights. 
 Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around. 
 Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings. 
 Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines. 
 Craig - stubborn, thinks he's always right...he's not 
 Cyril - well, Cyril. 
 Dale - Charming , but sleeps with men. 
 Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way. 
 Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics. 
 Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid. 
 Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice. 
 Darren - m@sturb@tes <mailto:m@sturb@tes
 David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named florence. 
 Dave - complete tw@t <mailto:tw@t
 Dean - full of himself and thinks with his d!ck. 
 Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot. 
 Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection. 
 Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please. 
 Don - d!ckhead. 
 Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and warts. 
 Drew - bad-ar$e losers who never shuts up. 
 Dylan - horny b@st@rd <mailto:b@st@rd
 Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name. 
 Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an @r$ehole. 
 Emrys - Load mouth gobby Sh!tte. 
 Eric - shy. 
 Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated. 
 Evan - a little slow but sweet, s£xy, and model mental patient. 
 Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy. 
 Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. 
 Gary - drug addict but willing to share. 
 Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men. 
 Geoff - prefers golf to s£x and war to peace. 
 George - barman who drinks more than he serves. 
 Giles - likes women with big hands and a firm grip. 
 Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth 
 Gordon - likes to thinks he's innocent but a real tart inside 
 Greame - complete forkwit, mouthy ba@t@rd <mailto:ba@t@rd
 Graham - very hard to understand, likes group s£x. 
 Grant - H0RNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything. 
 Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself. 
 Harvey - cute, but addicted to s£x and/or drugs. 
 Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted round young 
 Haydn - tries hard. 
 Howard - likes small-bre@sted <mailto:small-bre@sted
 Ian - really popular but knows all the boys want him. 
 Jake - shy and sweet but a s!ut when drunk. 
 Jamie - sweet, kind and always laughing. 
 James - organised and can be romantic. 
 Jason - witty egomaniac 
 Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. 
 Jeff - really ugly. 
 Jerome - g@y <mailto:g@y
 Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is. 
 Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on. 
 Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright. 
 Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection. 
 Joe - built like a bear, s£xy but tends to lose his head. 
 Joel - @rs£. 
 John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals. 
 Jonathon - think he's good - he's sh1t and boy don't you know it 
 Jordan - s£xy but weird in bed. 
 Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites. 
 Josh - full of himself, fun. 
 Junior - hotty and totally good at football. 
 Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful. 
 Kain - the s£xiest guy alive but very stuck up. 
 Karim - biggest womaniser ever! Likes Bailey's!!! 
 Kevin - can never get a girlfriend. 
 Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse -totally unstable. 
 Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be. 
 Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea. 
 Kurt - can kick anyone's @r$e. 
 Ky - see Kain. 
 Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips. 
 Larry - cute but wannabe player with big @r$e. 
 Laurey - short and funny looking. 
 Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total @r$e bandit. 
 Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a t0sser. 
 Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub 
 Liam - loud mouthed, normally found in rock bands and pubs. 
 Lincoln - kind but insane 
 Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold. 
 Louie - unconventional, wise and annoying. 
 Lucas - fat loser that dates other men. 
 Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly! 
 Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. 
 Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy 
 Matt - the best. 
 Mick - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks b0ll0cks 
 Mike - white rasta, bit of a girl, clumsey, big toes 
 Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any. 
 Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel like he's there. 
 Nick - H0RNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position though. 
 Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed. 
 Oliver - Loves ladies and ladies love him 
 Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog. 
 Owen - cute guy who is immature, and sings Irish songs. 
 Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk. 
 Paul - cool, calm and handsome. 
 Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins 
 Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool. 
 Reagen - ...strange. 
 Rhys - had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago. 
 Ricky - ugly sh!t head who everybody hates. 
 Rikki - see above. 
 Richard - can't stop w@nk!ng <mailto:w@nk!ng
 Rob - small and ugly...everybody hates him. 
 Ross - total loser and computer genius. 
 Roy - small d!ck, very opinionated and thinks the world revolves around 
 Rupert - arrogant tw@t <mailto:tw@t
 Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an @rs£hole. 
 Ryan - short but s£xy body and even s£xier mind. 
 Sam - wannabe s£x machine. 
 Scott - has serious disabilities. 
 Sean - has small t£stic!es and no friends. 
 Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor. 
 Shane - thinks everybody wants to sh@g <mailto:sh@g
 Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweety in the world. 
 Shaun - bit hard
 Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks b0ll0cks. 
 Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on. Don't venture to the side - there's nothing there. 
 Stuart - droll guy with suicidal tendencies. 
 Terry - arrogant, Untrustworthy. 
 Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is. 
 Toby - b@sta@d <mailto:b@sta@d
 Tom - cool but can be arrogant. 
 Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. 
 Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found. 
 Trevor - popular with girls but other guys can get jealous 
 Troy - cute and popular. 
 Warren - cool, h0m0sexual guy. 
 Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate. 
 Will - wishes he were popular. 
 Zach - sweet and polite and adorable. 
 Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.